not my circus, not my monkeys

eyes bright, chin up, start walking

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akitooo:

coooooooooooooulson:

videohall:

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

are you fuckingkidding me

hahahahalmao

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roasted-hazelnoots:

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

Is it a cat or a squirrel??

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i remember being 9 years old and looking forward to high school so much and getting asked to prom and homecoming dance by a cute boy and having a boyfriend hold my books for me in the hallway and what a juicy plot twist reality is

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