"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
Me: *Logs onto Twitter*
Me: *Logs off of Twitter*
so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play